Insights
What the data says about how the world is doing.
Global Cooked Level
5.0
Aggressively Mid
50 submissions
Last 48 hours
Cooked O'Clock
When is the world most cooked? Average cooked level by hour (UTC).
Day of the Week
Are Mondays actually the worst?
Where Are People At?
Does location affect your cooked level?
8 reports · 22% of total
7 reports · 19% of total
6 reports · 16% of total
3 reports · 8% of total
2 reports · 5% of total
2 reports · 5% of total
Stressor Severity
Which stressors tank your vibe the hardest? Ranked by how high the avg cooked level gets.
1 reports
1 reports
2 reports
2 reports
2 reports
1 reports
1 reports
3 reports
2 reports
2 reports
City Vibes
How's your city doing? Top cities by submissions.
Weekend Index
Does the weekend actually help?
Weekday
5.0
Mon–Fri
Weekend
—
Sat–Sun
Vibe Check
Level distribution across all submissions.
World Correlations
How does real-world economic data correlate with how cooked people feel? Based on 8 countries with 2+ submissions.
Money vs Misery
GDP per capita
r = +0.18
Weak link
GDP barely moves the needle
Development Index
UN HDI score
r = +0.12
No link
HDI doesn't predict how cooked you feel
Cost of Living Pain
Numbeo (NYC=100)
r = +0.15
No link
Cost of living barely matters
Happiness Report vs Reality
UN ranking vs our data
r = -0.27
Weak link
Happiness reports? Kinda irrelevant.
Debt per Head
Government debt per capita
r = -0.33
Moderate
Debt doesn't really correlate
Country Breakdown
| Country | Cooked Lvl | GDP/cap | HDI | Happiness | # |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🇺🇸 United States | 4.4 | $76k | 0.921 | #15 | 5 |
| 🇬🇧 United Kingdom | 5.3 | $46k | 0.929 | #19 | 4 |
| 🇮🇳 India | 5.3 | $2k | 0.644 | #126 | 4 |
| 🇧🇷 Brazil | 5.0 | $9k | 0.754 | #44 | 4 |
| 🇦🇺 Australia | 7.3 | $65k | 0.951 | #10 | 4 |
| 🇯🇵 Japan | 3.5 | $34k | 0.925 | #47 | 2 |
| 🇩🇪 Germany | 3.0 | $51k | 0.942 | #16 | 1 |
| 🇫🇮 Finland | 10.0 | $54k | 0.940 | #1 | 1 |